Army: Be The Meat

I've added a whole bunch of new Army themed things to the shop. Feel free to help me pay off some of my bill pile by getting one. I'm working on a big new thing that should be ready in a week or so, I think you'll like it.

ARMY: T-Shirts & Stuff

50,000 Visitors to The Meat Planet

The lost episode of Carl Sagan's Cosmos I edited with Mark Tolson has reached 50,000 views on Youtube.  It's the first time any of my videos have reached that mark so I'm nauseatingly glad.
You can watch the video here.
And read more unsettling details about The Meat Planet here.

Gordon Brown

Galileo's Pardon (NSFW)

Based on a true story.

Galileo was found guilty of heresy by the Catholic Church in 1633 for believing the earth orbits the sun. 350 years after his death Pope John Paul II granted him a pardon, freeing him from his gruesome punishments in Hell.

Horrible animation I made with Mark Tolson.  Not for the faint hearted.

Esoteric Xmas Gift Guide

I wrote this with Mark Tolson for The Skinny magazine in Scotland. Click here for the full article. Topless Mayan Calendar is still available here, although it's too late for xmas deliveries.

Topless Mayan Calendar 2012

I've produced a Topless Mayan Calendar to see in the end of the world in December 2012. I'm printing and assembling them myself on paper I've aged for thousands of years in my basement, so for that reason they are £12.20 including postage. More details here, or get yours below.

(UPDATE: Button fixed)

Also I've still got some Christmas cards of my anti-Santa billboard, they're £5 for 15 cards or £10 for 35 cards, includes envelopes. click here for more details.

I Killed a Fairy

Army

Lino print
ARMY: "Be The Meat"
Series of 10
Signed & numbered.
41cm x 30cm


£30 + P&P

Postage to:

United Kingdom £32.25 GBP Europe £33.55 GBP USA/Rest of World £36.50 GBP

(UPDATE: Button fixed)

Let us forget

The poppy isn't really the best symbol to commemorate war. I prefer the Venus Flytrap. It smells faintly of death, devours the innocent and consumes flesh.

Previously:

Army Medals
Army Recruitment - Football
Why Not Join The Fucking Army?
New SAS Logo
From Cradle To Grave: Royal Navy (Video)

Robocop

Click image for larger version

I'm selling this one as an original drawing. Contact me if you're interested.

Human Fucking (NSFW)

Click for larger version. [Available as a print / t-shirt]

Here's a drawing I did for my old housemate Karley's zine she's putting together about pornography. Probably not safe for work.
While yr at it check out her blog: Slutever.

The Meat Planet

Over the last few months I've been editing together this documentary about The Meat Planet with my old pal Mark Tolson. Unfortunately, it is now completely finished and available to view by small children on the Internet.

We have also collated some very important scientific data on The Meat Planet which we have uploaded for your displeasure.

T-shirts are available here and some lovely prints can be gotten here.

God

Click for a larger version

I did this for the new Is Tropical fanzine out in a month or so. I'll let you know.

Available as a print and a t-shirt.

Spring

I've been pretty bad this year with updates, but I've got a lot on the boil back here. Hopefully a few things will be ready soon enough and I'll be able to laddle out steaming portions into your computer screen. But until then you'll have to make do with these cold scraps.

On the left is my first commissioned painting! I'd previously done it in a small size (still available) but someone contacted me wanting a 1.5 metre tall version for their living room wall and of course I was more than happy to make that horrible dream come true. If anyone else wants any of my work enlarged like this be sure to email me.

I am severely broke at the moment, hence the pleas for work and coming on here to point you towards the shop full of lovely new prints. You can rest assured that everything you buy will be converted immediately into food and electricity.

Here's another couple of new things I did lately: a depressing little video edit I made of Mr Bean and a short comic strip about pigs: